Band Name Fodder
Most of these are "found English" -- heard on a TV show, seen on a package, found in Everything, and so forth. Jon and I started keeping a list, and others such as Ben Ostrowsky (especially with the list from the computer game "Popstar") and Sean Michael Shaffer contributed to it. Since I put tracking software on my site, I've even taken some of the phrases people have searched for and gotten to one of my pages. We've used a few of these as names for College Bowl teams, and we'd like to hear (at segnbora@amuck.com) if anyone else finds any use for them. (If you recognize the source of any, then obviously you're just as big of a media junkie as me and my friends.)Surprisingly, at least thirty-nine of the ones on the older versions of this list turned out to have been already used by bands or as people's pseudonyms; this was discovered when I ran Google searches on these phrases (and in a few cases when a band member emailed me asking that their name be removed).
- $2 Bills
- 20 Bees For A Dollar
- 912
- 99 Red-Assed Baboons
- The Abberations
- Aborted Orange Fetus
- Accelerating Tweed Mailman
- Act of Bumping
- Adam Smith and the Invisible Band
- Adam Smith and the Invisible Hand
- Admiral Wolverine Lightningbolt
- Aerodynamic Vampires
- Agents of Erosion
- Aggressive Digestion
- Air Brains
- Airs and Graces
- Alan Death
- Alan and the Smithees
- The Alan Smithees
- Alcoholic Woodpecker
- All Finished
- All Involving Puppets
- All-Terrain Bed
- Allegorical Trumpets
- Aluminum Falcon
- Aluminum Monster
- Alumnivore
- The Amalgam
- Amalgamated Schmutz
- Ambitious Dandelion
- American Foulbrood
- American Hero
- The American Peephole
- The American People
- American Semen
- Amish Ferrets
- Amish Nipples
- Amoral Aroma
- Ampersand Castle
- Ampersandwich
- Amphibious Hummers
- Amphora Bukkake
- Analog Faucet
- Analog Memories
- Anals of Mars
- Angry Meatloaf
- Angry Penguins
- Angry Sperm
- Angry Tuba Gravy
- Angry Wusses
- Anonymonster
- Anonymous Black Jelly
- Anorak-Mount
- Another Rabbit
- Antarctic Salsa
- Antelope of Attitude
- Apocahiccup
- Apocalypse of Metal
- Apocryphal Duck
- The Apparitions
- April Showers
- Arbor Dave
- Arbor Day Eve
- Arbor Daze
- Armored Muumuu
- Army of Ducks
- Aspiring Sex Deviants
- Ass Machine Juice
- Ass-Key
- Assholes with Woofers
- Assistant Buddha
- Asthmatic Pimps
- Astral Mercator Projection
- AstroTurd
- Atomic Tweezers
- Authentic Nazi Underpants
- Authorized Personnel
- Automatic Ash
- The Avocados
- Aware of My Tongue
- Baby Got Buttress
- The Badger Menace
- Bag of Beef
- Bag of Cow
- Baked Anthill
- Balderdash
- Ballpoint Penis
- Babpenis
- Bananas of the State
- Bangpath
- Banjogenesis
- The Banjologists
- Banjopolis
- Bareback Salad
- Bathing Apes
- Bathröm Tyle
- Beach Blanket Beano
- Beach Blanket Pinochle
- Beacon of Hop
- The Beagles
- Beaker's Hairgel
- Beanbag Pipes
- Bearded Rainbows
- Beef Ą La Mode
- Beef Parade
- Belch Fuel
- Belching Kitten
- Belladonnic Haze
- Believe It Or Snot
- The Belting Pot
- Better Than Cats
- Between Two Stools
- Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Booty Call
- Biblehumpers
- The Biblical Sense
- Big Floppy Donkey Dick
- Big Red Noses
- Billion-Dollar Bill
- The Bingo Cage
- Bipedal Bovine
- Bipolar Cow
- The Bipolar Molars
- Bit Shifted Copy
- The Bitch Component
- B.J. and the Bearclaws
- Black Arbor Day
- The Black Pots
- Black Witches
- Blank Tombstones
- Bleached Badge
- Blind Muslim Clerics
- Blouse-Wearing Poodle Walkers
- The Blue Tartan Bondage Suits
- Blueberry Funk
- Blueberry Muffler
- Boar's Head Goop
- Bob
- Böb
- Bob's Your Aunt
- Body Cavity Creeps
- The Boogersnöts
- Box of Eyes
- Box of Nipples
- The Boss
- Bottle of Anything
- Bowel Shift
- B.Q. or Plain?
- Brain Coffee
- Brain Surgery for Dummies
- Brains Throbbing
- Bran Muffler
- Brer Rabbit Ears
- Broken Brushes
- Bubblesort Baby
- Bug Eyed Bears
- Bukkake-Doodle-Doo
- Bukkakophony
- Bulimic Feline
- Bullet Squirrel
- The Bulleted Lists
- Burned Out Bulbs
- The Burns-Os
- Butt Portion Ham
- Buttflap
- The Buttonholes
- The Buttsex
- Buttress Depot
- Caffeinated Vampire
- Caligula's Fist
- Calum the Dog
- Camembert
- Canadian Toast
- Canned Bread
- Canned Pussy
- Cannonball Enema
- Canteloupe Coke
- Cantilever Omnibus
- The Caplets
- Caramelmac
- Carbonated Burlap Gentleman
- Carbonated Sandwich
- Cardiac Event Planner
- Cargo Shorts Cult
- Carnivorous Baby Rabbit
- Carousel Cow
- Cartoon Brain Surgery
- The Cask of Armadillos
- Castrating Kitty
- The Cat Lasers
- Cat Sack Seize
- The Catalogues
- Cathy Romantic
- Cervix Elevator
- Chainlink Sausage
- The Chaperones
- Chard
- Charmed Genitals
- Chat Room Honeys
- Cheap Crap Acquisition
- Cheap Pen Death Spiral
- Cheerful Desolation
- Cheese-Based Beverage
- Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys
- Chicken and the Fingers
- Chicken of Science
- Chicken or Steak
- Chinese Borscht
- Chloroformica
- Christtöngue
- Chocolate Lingerie
- Chocolate Sauce and the Sprinkles
- Chopped Liver
- Chopped Nuts
- Cigarette Buttheads
- Cinnamon Burp
- Cinnamon Dorothy
- City Slacker
- Cletus and the Slack-Jawed Yokels
- Clitoral Dancer
- Climate Control
- Clouds Don't Care
- Clown Collage
- Clown College
- The Cockroaches
- Cog
- Comfortador
- The Communists
- Concrete Spaceship
- Condom In Your Ear
- Conscious Moose
- Contraceptive Marmalade
- Cookie Death
- Cooties of Mass Destruction
- Core Incompetency
- Corps of Concrete
- Counterfeit Food
- Cow Pants
- Cow Shrapnel
- Cowboy Monkey
- Cowpoking
- Crab People
- Cracker Quartet
- Cracklin' Goat Brain
- Cretunkulous
- Cricket Paté
- Crotchulism
- Crotch Botulism
- Crucible of Crazy
- Crucifixion
- Cum-Guzzling Fuckholes
- Cupcake Reacharound
- The Cupholders
- Cute Invertebrates
- Cyborg Duck
- Cylons from Ceylon
- Da Vinci's Codpiece
- Damn Hell Ass Kings
- Damn Hiccups
- The Dancing Mammy
- Dandridge Custis
- Dangerous Pants
- Dark Arbor Day
- Darn My Butter
- Day-Glo Faygo
- Deadly Phlegm
- Deaf Zeppelin
- Death By Pants
- Death Star Pinata
- Decapitating Harry
- Dee Cup and the Falsies
- Deep-Fried Robot
- Default Cabbage
- Defensive Twinkie
- The Deformities
- Delicious Human Filth
- Demidog
- Dental Telepathy
- Depilatory-Industrial Complex
- Depresso
- Detective Sandy Vagina
- Diacritical Success
- Diamond Scrunchie
- Diaphanous Pumpkins
- Dichotic Gender Paradigm
- Dickety-Six
- Die Bart Die
- Diet Goofballs
- Diet Lard
- Digestive Fun House
- Digital Porn Puppets
- Dihydrogen Monoxide
- Diluted Water
- Dimple Gun
- Dinner Plate Tectonics
- Dirigibles del Diablo
- Diseased Crotches
- Disembodied Cow
- The Disfigured Eights
- The Disorder
- Disposable Refills
- Dog and Underdog
- Domestic Dick
- Don Motherfucker
- The Doodie-Heads
- Dorkbag!
- Double Dicker
- Doublemeat Medley
- Doughnut Math
- Dr. Beetlestein
- Dr. Green Pepper
- The Dragon Gods
- Drama Llama
- Drilling For Cervix
- Drugrats
- Dubious Laxative
- Duck of Appropriate Sex
- Duck-Billed Monkeys
- Dumb Like A Moose
- Duncan's Nun's Farts
- Dyspeptic Mayonnaise
- Dystopia Glasses
- E2 Bugs
- Earthworm Jim Jones
- Edgar Allan D'oh
- Eel & the Pies
- The Effigists
- Eggolocation
- Elbow Joint Macaroni
- Electric Igloo
- Electric Tongue
- Electrified Farm
- Elegantly Dressed Hymens
- Elephant Power
- Elucidation for the Moron
- Embryonic Belches
- Emir of Groovefunkistan
- Emission Commission
- Enlarged to Show Texture
- Entertaining Pants
- The Eponymous Albums
- Eraser Dust
- Estomac
- Ether Perfume
- The Ethnic Beat
- Evan and the Elven Eleven
- Evenin' Britches
- Everybody Knows Beef
- Everything
- Everything New Nodes
- Evil Crayons
- Evil Jesus
- Evil Lite
- Evil Peanut Butter
- Evil Souffle
- Evolution
- Exemplars of Insanity
- The Exploded Diagrams
- Exploding Cows
- Exploding White Teenager Market
- Exploding White Teenagers
- Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds
- Faceted Plastic
- Factotum Pole
- Failure Is An Option
- Faithless Philistine
- False Scent
- Family Gredunza
- Fanky Malloon
- Fannie Mae and the Full Faith and Credit of the U.S. Government
- Farfalle Vendetta
- Fast Foo
- Fat Apron
- Fat Elvis Syndrome
- The Fat Mamas
- Father Time
- Fearsome Genitals
- Feathery Professor Moments
- Felching Penguins
- Fellatio Merit Badge
- The Felting Pot
- Female Chauvinist Sows
- Feral Ballerinas
- Feral Poodles
- Fervent Nipples
- The Fighting Mongooses
- The Fish Dish
- Fish Elevator
- Fizzy Piss
- Flaming Goose
- Flashing Colons
- Flat Liquid
- Flavored Evil
- Flight Stimulator
- Fluffers of Liberty
- The Fluffy Pink
- Fluid Body Veil
- Flux Capacitor
- Flying Armadillos
- The Flying Buttresses
- Folding Machine
- The Fondue Experience
- Fondue Spear
- The Food Pyramids
- Food Stupids
- Foolish Hu-Mon!
- Forbidden Doughnut
- Forbidden Planetarium
- Forced Spontaneity
- The Foreheads
- Forkless
- Four-Foot Raccoon
- Fowl Movement
- Franchising Opportunities
- Francis Bacon Bits
- Frankensteinium
- Franklin Mint and the Limited Time Offers
- Free CD-ROM
- Free-Range Escargot
- Fred Hammers
- Free Refills
- Freefloating Chicken
- Freelance Nudist
- French Pickler
- Frequent Weasel
- Freunlaven
- Fricasseein' Rabbit
- Fries With That
- A Frock from Spiegel
- Frog Jockeys
- Frolicking Dirt-Child
- Fronswa
- Frozen Deodorant
- Frozen Mud Blizzard
- The Frozen Odors
- Fruit Miscegenation
- Fuck Pat´
- Fuck The Amish
- Fuck 3:16
- Fueled by Satan
- The Fugly Ducklings
- Fun In A Tube
- Fun With Letter Transposition
- Functional Corrosion
- Funeral Fudge
- Fur Lined Handcuffs
- Fuschia Julius
- Fustigator
- Gabrielle Gas
- Gangsta Missionariez
- The Gangsta Mizpellin'z
- Garanimal Magnetism
- Gas Wonderland
- Gaseous Kitten
- Gastro-Intellectuals
- Gearloose
- Geek Love Queens
- Gelatin Commission
- The Gelatinous Cubes
- Genius of Idiocy
- The Gentle Sea Cows
- The Giant Panda
- Girl and Supergirl
- Glasgow Gentry
- Glass Juice
- Glaven
- Glistening Snot
- God Smokes Crack
- God's Digestion
- God's Motel
- God's Peristalsis
- Gollum and the Pocketses
- Gravy Maker Extraordinaire
- Great Bowel Shift
- The Greenflies
- Groin
- Groundbeef Day
- Groundhog Week
- Guacamoličre
- Guilt Rack
- A Gulp of Warm Soda
- Gustave Oberklin and the Canadian Inbred Amish (abbreviated Gus & the CIA)
- Ha Ha Fortune Cookie
- Haggis Guano
- Ham Packages
- Hamlet Brothers
- Hamstravaganza
- The Hand of Yoinkage
- Haploid
- Happy Funk Band
- Harnessing the Earthworm
- Harry Carey and the Kamikaze Pilots
- Hashy Bangy Poundy
- Headholes
- Headless Chickens
- The Headless Horseman's Horseless Carriage
- Hčgemon˙
- Heinz and the Splirts
- Helium Honkers
- Hell-A-Thon
- Hello Pussy
- Hell's Snowballs
- Herb & the Gang
- High-Performance Chicken
- Hilarity Ensues
- Hill William
- Hillbillery
- Hitachi Magic Wand
- Hitler's Harmonica
- Hmpf of Wonderment
- Hobo Filibuster
- Hobo Rave
- Hog-Tied Librarian
- Holes of Glory
- Homercles
- Honey Wagon
- Honey Whip
- Hook & Larder
- Hopless
- Hose Boss
- Hot Bananas Thrust
- Hot Latin Prawns
- Hot Surface
- Hotel Calisthenics
- House of Meats
- Howlin' Dogs
- Howling Gale
- Human Fetish
- Husband, Wife and Robot
- Husky Lingerie
- The Hydraulic Lifts
- Hyperbowl
- The Hypermonkeys
- Hypnotic Donkey
- Hypnotic Pimple
- The Hypnotists
- Hypothetical
- I Am Jane's Uvula
- (I Wanna) Eat My Yogurt
- IHOPi Indians
- I'll Be Back
- Illiterate Alliteration
- Illuminutty
- I'm A Genius
- Injury By Chocolate
- Imitation Macaroni Product
- Implied Wang
- Imported Toast
- In The Altogether
- In Their Own Ink
- The Inactive Ingredients
- Inanimate Carbon Rod
- Independent Vegetable Suspension
- Indignant Cats
- Industrial-Strength Pants
- Infidel Chocolate
- Infinite Pork Gristle
- Infinitesimal Evil
- Inflatable Assholes
- Information Elves
- Ingenious Penis
- Ingrown Nose Hair
- The Ink Sticks
- Inner Demons
- Insufferable Opinion Machine
- Intelligent Ice
- Intercourse the Penguin!
- International Pornographic
- Interstitial Heaven
- Invertebrate Dildos
- Invisible Hand Job
- Irrefutable 100 Proof
- Irregular Duck
- Italian Taco
- Izmir the Astarach
- Jack-Off Valenti
- Japanese Ravioli
- Jar of Sex
- Jar Suicide
- Jed Zeppelin
- Jello Parmesan
- Jerry Sizzler
- JesusAllahBuddha
- Jesus Crüst
- Jesus H. Fuck
- Jinxie McDeath
- Jittery Springs
- Joints A-Poppin'
- Just Like Mother Used To Fake
- Just Like Mother Used To Synthesize
- Katrina and the Particles
- Kermit the Log
- Ketchüp
- Kids Eat Free
- The Killer Kiwis
- Killer Pillows
- Killer Umbrellas
- King Zoidberg
- The Kind of People Who Think It's Cute to Name a Band 'Jesus H. Fuck'
- Kink Floyd
- Kiss of Ham
- Kissing Dutch Kids
- Kittens Having Kittens
- Klein Giraffe
- Knee Macaroni
- Knifey Spooney
- Knights in White Cotton
- Knights in White Satan
- Korn Syrupp
- Kosher Bacon Cheeseburger
- Kreplach and the Kugels
- Krystal Kangaroo
- Kudzu Elephants
- Laboratory Stroking Machine
- Lady Chatroom's Lover
- Laika Virgin
- Land Cow
- Larcenous Penguins
- Lard, Larder, Lardest
- Lardcore
- Larder
- Large Print Edition
- Law Mower
- Law of the Tongue
- Layer Shake
- Le Poupée
- Lean, Muscular Children of Mars
- Left Foot Brown
- Left-Handed Moths
- Left-Handed Mouse Balls
- Left-Handed Smear
- Leica Virgin
- Leif and the Leitmotifs
- Lemon Curd
- Lemon Curry
- Lemony-Fresh Victory
- Lens Flare Nipples
- Lesbian Conspiracy
- Lesbian Monkeys' Soy
- Levitating Cat Butt
- Lex Looter
- Liberty Belch
- Lichtensteinium
- Limbless Lumberjack
- Limon Fuertes
- Liquid Kitten
- Little Red Nuisance
- Live Nude Lesbians!
- Load-Bearing Turtles
- Lone Penguin
- Loose Gravel
- Lord Autumnbottom
- Lou Ferrigno's Ferret
- Love Polygon
- Loving Ape
- L.S.D.& G.
- Lunch Gun
- Macaque Attack
- MARC and the Dewey Decimals
- Macho Cheese
- Macho Man
- Magic Ass
- The Magic of Sex
- Magnet Addict
- Mahatma Bambi
- Maimed Sparrow
- Make Money Fats
- Malignant
- Man and Pianoman
- The Manatee Pokers
- ManBoobs
- Mansi in Solitudine
- The MAO Inhibitors
- Market and Supermarket
- Marlboro Man and the Hacking Cough
- Masochist Savant
- The Masters of Ceremonies
- Masturbating Robot
- Masturbators of Ceremonies
- Masturbatory-Industrial Complex
- Mathematically Perfect Sombrero
- Mayhem
- Meat Zephyr
- The Meatloafers
- The Meatloaves
- Meatslappery
- Meditating Monkey
- Megalomaniac
- The Melting Clot
- The Melting Pit
- The Melting Plot
- Mental Buddahs
- Mental Sphere
- Metaphor Intestines
- Metaphorical Stick
- Mexican Pizza
- Mia Furrow
- Michael Jackson's Original Nose
- Michaelobotomy
- Military-Industrial Music
- Ming Joggers
- Mighty Duckie Snacks
- Migraine Elevators
- Militant Spelt
- Miscellaneous Dicks
- Miserable Elbows
- The Mission Specialists
- The Misspellings
- Mistletoe Belt Buckle
- The Mock Apples
- Moebius Giraffe
- Mojo Fondue Style
- Mole Mashers
- Mom Cake Maple
- Monkey Justice
- Monkey-Go-Round
- Monkey Drummer
- Monochrome Flamingo
- Monosodium Poisonate
- Monosyllabic
- Monsieur Piedlourde
- Moral Allergy
- Moral Death
- More Band Names
- Mormon Chip Hell
- Mother Flucker's Homemade Innuendo
- Mrs. Slocombe's Pussy
- Mucosa
- Mucus Fantasies
- Mucus Mask
- The Mudflap Girls
- The Mudflaps
- Muffin Geologist
- Munificent Benefactory
- Music for Goys
- Mutated Consonants
- Mutiny of Puppets
- My Favorite Roboticist
- My Filthy Evil
- My Guardian Angle
- My Three Guns
- My Three Huns
- My Three Nuts
- N
- Namespace Collision
- Nasal Fixation
- National Endowment for Strip Clubs
- National Guitar Association
- National Inventors Month
- Natural Lard Flavor
- Naugahyde and Go Seek
- Nearsucker
- Nerf Peacekeeper
- New Nouveau Nuevo
- The New Shotputters
- Nigh-Invulnerable
- Nimrod Dancer
- Nipplebox
- No End To The Lawsuits
- No Whammies!
- No Whammy!
- Nonsequential Bills
- Not For Publication
- Not My Bailiwick
- Not Quite Dead
- Not Valid With Any Offer
- Noun of Biscuits
- Nuclear Family Feud
- Nuclear Family Reunion
- Nude Elves
- Obsessive Listkeepers
- The Obvious Puns
- Occupied Caskets
- Octovagina
- Off The Chartres
- Oil of Lucy
- Old Syrup Sam
- On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
- One-Wheeled Haystack
- Onion On My Belt
- Opera Dogs
- The Opposable Thumbs
- Orally Disintegrating Tablets
- The Orifices
- The Oscillating Fan
- The Oscillating Fanboys
- Osmosis Jones' Diary
- Otto Insurance
- Our Monkey Cousins
- Outer Demons
- Oxymoronic Palindromes
- Pachydermic Cyclone
- A Pair of Pants
- A Pair of Scissors
- Palindromedary
- Pandapocalypse
- Pant Fetish
- PantaLoonzTM
- The Pants
- Pantophobiaphilia
- Pants Machine
- The Pants of Mortos
- Pants Filled with Elves
- Pantsophilia
- Pantsplosion
- (The Parentheses)
- The Party Martyrs
- Paté
- Paul Bunion
- Pavlov's Bell
- Pawnshop Rolex
- Pecker
- Peeling Congealing Ceiling Feeling
- The Pelting Mot
- Penalty for Early Withdrawal
- Penguin Ranch
- Penguins of Mass Destruction
- Peppermint Hippo
- Perdition Army
- Peristalsis Jones
- Perpetual Orgy of Happiness (aka POOH)
- Personal Demons
- Personified Penis
- Pervis and the Perverts
- Pervy Humans
- Pet Truffle
- Phallic Architecture
- Pharmaceutical Christianity
- Phlaming Phallus
- Photobuggery
- Pickle Blimp
- Pico de Gallo and the Lobster Bib
- Pie
- Piffle
- Pigs and Bacon Act
- Pillow of Gibraltar
- The Pimply Pimps
- Pineapple Dynasty
- Pineapple Upside-Down Cock
- Pineapple Upside-Down Shake
- Pinhead Freaks
- Pink Secrets
- Pinky and the Brainfarts
- The Pirate Monkeys
- Pissing Racehorses
- Pixelated Pirates
- Pixelated Poontang
- Pizza Gnomes
- Plagued by Plagues
- Plaid Weasels
- Plasma Kitten
- Play With My Fork
- Plumber of the Beast
- Plume De Ma Tante
- Plutonium Dildo
- Pocket Fickerman
- Poison Pizza
- Polly Wolly Crappy
- Polly Wolly Google
- Polyphonic Garment Rendition
- Poo In A Box
- Poonraker
- Porcupine Pizza
- Pork Cycle
- Pork For Dummies
- Pork Torque
- Portable Soup
- Portrait Landscape
- Pourable Mustard
- Powder Bukkake
- Power for Dying
- Pragmatic Adjustable Bed
- The Pregnant Pauses
- Prehistoric Banker
- Presidents of the Sedated
- Professional Titties
- The Proper Authorities
- Protective Slime
- Protozoa
- Prune Juice
- Praying to Superman
- Pre-Postmodernism
- The Prehensile Tails
- The Presidential Pus
- Pressurized Nostril
- Prestigious Non-Accredited Colleges
- Problematic Fruit
- (Pronoun) (Adjective) (Noun)
Prosthetic Tentacle - Pseudo Eh-Oh!
- Psychic Damage
- Psychosomatic Mucus
- Psychosomatic Snot
- Puba Chair
- Pupate
- Puberty Hoedown
- Puddleduck
- Puke Fairies
- Pug-Fugly
- Puny Humans
- Purple with Enjoyment
- Purple Wombat Fungus
- Pus Dragons
- The Pus Is Right
- Pussy Factory
- Pwnshop
- Quasi Pseudo
- Rabbit With An Afro
- Rabid Plot Bunnies
- Radical Laxative Awesomeness
- Radish Ninja
- Rainy Cake
- Raisin Juice Concentrate
- Random Korean Bear
- Ramen Poodles
- Ransom Note
- Rational Rose
- Re: FreeFills
- Real Canadian Pussy Syrup
- Rebellious Broom
- Reconstituted Mucus
- Reds in the Bed
- The Reduplicatives
- Refrigerated Snot
- Refrigerated Snot Transfusion
- Refunct
- Regular Duck
- Reign of Condescension
- Relatively Gruntled
- Release The Hounds
- Respectable Cantaloupe
- Restaurants with Crayons
- Restless Chromosomes
- Reverse Peristalsis
- The Rhetorical Devices
- The Ridiculous Noise
- Riot Act 1, Scene 1
- Rising Tide of Sensuousness
- Robot Chickens
- Robot Chubby
- Robotsylvania
- Rocket-Powered Twinkie
- A Room With A Moose
- Roosevelt's Stick
- Rotating Strawberry Madonna
- Roto-Looter
- Royal Ugly Dudes
- The Royal Y'All
- The Royal You Guys
- Rubber Dickie
- Rubber Mulch
- Rubberized Breasts
- Running Gag Reflex
- Ruptured Hymen
- Sacks of Money
- Sadie the Goat
- Safe Obliteration
- Sammich in My Head
- Sans Seraphim
- Satanic Ceramicists
- Satanpants
- Satan's Barbershop Quartet
- Satan's Chewtoy
- Satan's Syncopation
- Satan's Elves
- The Satire Satyrs
- Scatalog
- Schroedinger's Neurosis
- Schwartzchild Radius
- The Scissors
- Scouts Gone Wrong
- Screaming Sex Poets
- Secretart
- The Semblance of Couth
- Semi-Sweet Cornstarch
- Senator Prevert
- Sentimental Centipedes
- Serious Artists
- Seriously Ridiculous Noise
- Servants of Ceremonies
- Servile Duckie
- The Seven Chakras
- Sexier Than Phlegm
- Shakespeare's Bacon
- Shakespearmint
- The Shameless Puns
- Sheriff Bolo
- Sheriff Lobo
- The Shit-Loving Coprophiliacs
- The Shoe Bachs
- Short, Blind and Crippled
- Short-Term Mammary
- Show Us Your Guns!
- Silence of the Lamps
- Silicone Sausage
- Silk Nylons
- The Silk Ties
- Silly Love Tongs
- The Silly Warts
- Silver Honkies
- Simple Country Hyperchicken
- The Sinking Organists
- Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
- Skull Cookie
- Skinless
- Slab of Bossiness
- Slaughterhouseboat
- Sleeping Briefcase
- Slicked Up Slacker
- Slightly Red
- Slim-Fast Riot
- Small Electric Kettles with a Hitherto Undiscovered Propensity for Self-Powered Flight
- The Smelting Pot
- Smoker's Cough
- Smoky
- The Snack Men
- Snail Message
- Snoring Ernie
- Snot and the Tissues
- Snot Fountain
- Snuggle Chloroform
- Sodium Benzoate
- Sofia Le Legs
- Solid Bunny
- Solid Kitten
- Sombrerohedron
- Someone or Something
- Something Something and the Incompetent Punsters
- Sounds A Bit Rude
- South of Kudzu
- Soy Division
- Spästic Colöon
- Spayola
- Specimen Cup
- The Spit-Takes
- Split Beaver Pie
- Spoonthrower
- Spork and the Tines
- Sporkle Sporkle
- Sporkless
- Sports Drink
- The Squelching Pot
- Squirrel In My Pants
- Squir-El of Krypton
- St. Ursula and the Eleven Thousand Virgins
- Stamp-Lickin' Whores
- Standing Outside a Broken Taco Bell Booth With Chalupas In My Hand
- Stentorian Shatner
- Stet and the Typoes
- Sticki
- Sticky Tables
- Sticky Wicket
- The Stigmata Tomatoes
- Stoned Sunflower
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Sue!
- Strained Whimsy
- Strange Hogs
- Strawberry Poptart Blowtorch
- Stuffed Duck Explosion
- Stunning Profundity
- Stupid Stupid
- Stupid Tongue
- Sublime Sound
- Suffering Cookies
- Suicidal Tomatoes
- Superstitious Pigs
- Supertaster
- Supreme Food Court
- Surrounded by Elephants
- The Swearing Nun
- Sweatshop Daycare
- Sweaty Sam
- Swede Suede Swayed
- Sweet Flames of Awesomeness
- Swiss Army Dildo
- Swiss Army Spork
- Symphonic Kazoo
- Synthetic Floss
- Syrupy
- Table for Eighty
- Tacular
- Tantamount
- 'Tardcore
- Tastes Like Chicken Little
- The Teeming Millions
- Temple of Gloom
- Terminal Clones
- Tesseracts of God
- Thank You, Come Again
- That Doesn't Help
- Theobroma Cacao
- Thee
- These Those (a The The cover band)
- Thing de Resistance
- Things of Love
- Thinking Inside The Box
- Thinking Pants
- Three-Layer Urinal Cakes
- Third-Generation Armenian Pimps
- Thrown to the Badgers
- Thou
- Tight Phlegm
- Tissu´ and the Snots
- Tit-Faggots
- Titanium Screws
- Titty Bar
- Tomato Toothpaste
- The Tomatoes
- Tongue Doctor
- The Tongues
- Tons O' Snot
- Too Clever By Half
- Too Clever For Words
- Too Many States
- Too Many Speedbumps
- The Topic Sentences
- Tornado of Fish
- Tortoise Nervosa
- Toscanini Dacron and the Space Monkey Mafia
- Tracey Trigger
- Tragically Small Weiner
- Transcendental Masturbation
- Transparent Heads
- Traveling Pinata
- Traveling Poetry Bag
- The Treetotalers
- A Trio of Scissors
- Trivial Music
- Trojan Moose
- Truckload of Monkeys
- Truth, Justice, and Yogurt
- Tuna HotDish
- Tuna Melt
- Tundra Butter
- Turquoise Tangerine
- Tweedledee & Tweedlefuck
- Twinkie Offense
- Twilight of the Condiments
- The Ugly Men
- The Ümlauts
- Un-Blowuppable
- Under the Table
- Underfrog
- Undergroundbeef
- The Underpants
- Underwater Monkey
- Undigested Sewage
- Unequal Yokefellows
- Unexpected Fuck
- Unexplained Monkey
- Unfortunate Shrubbery
- The Unguents
- Unholy Fruit Basket
- Unholy Monkey Army
- Unnatural Orifice
- Unisex Penguins
- Upside-Down Pie
- Upside-Down Sundae
- The Urine Monkeys
- Urine Sample
- Used Mantis
- Used Pornography
- Vegan Zombies
- The Vegetarian Bagpipes
- Velcro Wormhole Handle
- Velvet Pelvis
- Vibrating Brain
- Viceroy Fizzlebottom
- The Village Smithys
- Violence Gang
- Violent Ballerina
- Violently Cute
- Violin Hippo Mop
- Virginia Dentata
- VisiGoth
- Vodka Saltine
- Vowel Movement
- Wad of Neuroses
- Wall-Mounted Yogurt
- Walt's Brain
- The Walter Winchell Brigade
- Waltzquack
- Wanton Chicken
- Watching Pain Dry
- Watching Taint Dry
- Waterproof Rabbit
- Wendolyn and the Techno Trousers
- Wens and Hypertrophied Members
- A Whale
- Whatchamacarcass
- Whiff of Shit
- Whimsical Bras
- Whimsical Panties
- Whooping Cacoughany
- Wild Card and the Search Results
- Wild Muffins
- Wimp & the Men
- Witena Gemot
- Writes Like a Girl
- Wyatt Earp and the Usurpers
- Wyld Muffyns
- The X-Menses
- X-Rated Toast
- Xtra Tentacles!
- Yak Yak Yak
- Yodeling Robots
- You
- You Meddling Kids
- You've Got Hail
- You've Got Jail
- Your Sin Here
- Your Vinyl Answer
We're not the only ones with this idea. For more hypothetical band names, check out these sites:
- Zip-A-Dee-Loofah
- The Swarming Midget Band Name Archive
- Band Names
- The Incredible Band Names Page
- Ten Thousand Statistically Grammar-Average Fake Band Names
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