Get To Know Segnbora Through Silly Quizzes

I keep seeing these "What ____ Are You" Quizzes (usually on other people's LiveJournals) and taking them, but if I put them on my LiveJournal they take eons to load and then they scroll off after I make more entries. So I'm preserving my quiz results here, mostly for myself but perhaps you'll be interested. Even if they still take eons to load.

How to make a Segnbora
1 part anger
3 parts humour
5 parts energy
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability

Personality cocktail from

What superhuman team you'd be a member of by seductionjunkie
favorite color scheme
favorite clothing style
your superpowers:invulnerability to fire
andheat vision
and vampiric powers
your codenameThe Beta Project
your greatest weakness you can't spell 'alfalfa'
your sidekickwonkodsane
your own particular idiom wading into danger before knowing what's going on
your favorite quote"SUUUUUUUUcker!"
you would be a member ofThe Orgasmonauts
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My #1 result for the selector, What's Your Smiths Anthem?, is How Soon Is Now?

My #1 result for the selector, What is your Inner Non-Sequitur?, is Likt En Rockstjarna (You are like a rock star, only in Swedish.)

This is amusing since a former therapist suggested that I come close to having Borderline Personality Disorder, yet on this quiz that's the only thing I got rated "Low" on. (Now this one's cool, as I was thinking of dressing as Professor McGonagall for Halloween.)

Take the quiz: "Which Harry Potter Character Are You?"

Minerva McGonagall
You are Minerva McGonagall, head of Gryffindor and deputy headmistress of Hogwarts. You are a fair teacher, who gives and takes points to/from those who deserve.

Result: Wolf
Your Patronus is the Wolf! The wolf is a symbol of wisdom, loyalty and independence. He is one of history's more revered (and feared) characters. That your Patronus is a wolf says that you are very wise as a person. You tend to be loyal to your friends, even when they screw up, but you are also independent. Finding that balance is key; finding it will ensure that you will be a wonderful witch or wizard!

What is Your Patronus? Version 1
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Your Icecream Flavour is...Neopolitan!

You aren't satisfied with just one flavor. They say variety is the spice of life and this shines through in your ice cream of choice! Just don't eat all the chocolate and leave the strawberry and vanilla behind!
What is your Icecream Flavour?

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You Should Be In the Indigo Girls

You're all about expressing yourself through music. Lyrics are your poetry - think Sylvia Plath meets guitar. What Girl Group Should You Be In? Take This Quiz :-)

Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

You are Sneakers!

You're an active girl, who's all about function. You dress for the occasion - comfort comes first. Your perfect guy? Someone who can keep up with you. You'll find him - but you might have to slow down to see him! What Shoe Are You? Take This Quiz :-)

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You are -- You are funny and animated.  You have a large
following, but many people still don't get you. You are flashy. You talk
Which Website are You?
You are a Lurker
You are a Lurker.

Which fandom archetype are you?
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You are The Cheshire Cat
You are The Cheshire Cat

A huge grin constantly plastered upon your face,
you never cease to amuse. You are completely
confusing and contradictory to most everyone.

What Alice in Wonderland Character Are You?
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Dale Cooper
You're Special Agent Dale Cooper. You're often too brilliant for people to really follow, but your infectious enthusiasm makes up for the fact that you're frequently incomprehensible. You are smart, intuitive, clear-headed, compassionate, and cute as hell -- about your only flaw is your insane coffee consumption.

Which Twin Peaks character are you?
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The Cat
CAT - your daemon may be a cat if you are independent and comfort loving. You follow your heart and do what you want to do - no matter what others think. You have a strong sense of your own worth, and an inner dignity. You may be loving and generous in one moment, and then lash out at someone in the next. You have as many moods as there are colours in a rainbow, and you wear them all brilliantly. You always know what you want right now - although in five minutes you may change your mind and set your sights elsewhere. You like to do things with style and flair.
When someone else orders you to do something, do you feel an unholy urge to do exactly the opposite? That just might be your inner daemon talking.

What Is Your Daemon?
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How did this quiz know about all those summers in rural North Carolina with the grandparents (who were, however, too Baptist to have alcohol around)?

Jack Daniels
You're whiskey! True country folk at heart.
What type of hard liquor are you?
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Due to lack of game-playing (but it seems to me that sitting around with one's nose in a science fiction novel is at least as nerdy) I find that:

33.333333333333336% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Poison Ivy
"You are POISON IVY. Oh, you wily redheads do make my pulse rush. Both sexy and deadly, you try to keep to yourself among your beloved plants. You disdain humans, since they cannot keep the balance with nature. They are users and exploiters, and deserve the touch of your poison kiss. Did I also mention that you are unbelievably hot?"

What classic Batman villain are you?
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I would have been less surprised by Catwoman, but then, I'm not all that familiar with Poison Ivy except from the annoying movie version.

You are Inigo Montoya. Your scarred childhood drives you towards your destiny...revenge. You are dark and sexy, yet honorable. You will harm others only for a very good reason.

Which Sexy Rogue Are You?
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You're Bosnia-Herzegovina!
You've just been through a big tragedy. You weren't sure you were going to make it at all.  Now that you have, there's a lot to pick back up in your life, and not enough people are helping you. You just wanted a little more freedom, a chance to be away from those who thought poorly of you. Now it's time to build up some confidence, and it looks like you have a good chance at that. But you'll need a lot of therapy.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Which Tim Burton character are you?



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Particularly appropriate given how much I read this over and over as a kid . . .

You're Alice's Adventures in Wonderland!
by Lewis Carroll
After stumbling down the wrong turn in life, you've had your mind opened to a number of strange and curious things. As life grows curiouser and curiouser, you have to ask yourself what's real and what's the picture of illusion. Little is coming to your aid in discerning fantasy from fact, but the line between them is so blurry that it's starting not to matter. Be careful around rabbit holes and those who smile to much, and just avoid hat shops

Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.

Aw, and I've only seen the Simpsons episode "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington."

I am an invisible brain!
I am a peach pit tattoo on a big toe.
I am secretly evil.
I am a 1970s geek.
Statler and

You are Statler or Waldorf.
You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others. But only because you are in the balcony seats.
Those two old guys in the box.
Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous
"Get off the stage, you bum!"
"The Art of Insult" and "How To Insult Art"
Their pacemakers.

What Muppet are you?

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Gender Nazi

You are a Gender Nazi. Your boundary-crossing lifestyle inspires awe in your friends and colleagues. Or maybe they're just scared you will kick their asses for using gender-specific language. Either way, the wife-beater helps.

What kind of postmodernist are you!?
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Your 80s Rock Anthem Is... by ~truesunn~
Your AnthemThunderstruck ~ AC/DC
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Hell yeah! Nice when through complete randomness, one of these quizzes hits something I really like.

You are Italian

You are an Italian.

What's your Inner European?
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You are Owl
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(Cute, but I don't think anyone who knows me in real life will accuse me of talking too much. I'm only comfortable doing it online.)
'Cause you know, in the 1980s I had little to do but listen to music:
The 80s are my life.
I always wanted to be in Ravenclaw! And I was on a College Bowl team called "Spot the Looney!"

Your Years at Hogwarts by nevermindless
The Sorting Hat places you in: Ravenclaw (Blue and Bronze)
Subject you are naturally best at: Herbology
Your favorite book: The Handbook of Hippogriff Psychology
Pet you bring to school: Tawny Fish Owl
You are most known for: Being a looney.
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discover what candy you are @ quiz me
Time Enough for Love

You belong in Time Enough For Love. You are older than you look. Your wit and wisdom are prized by others. People throw themselves on you, begging to be with you.

Which Heinlein Book Should You Have Been A Character In?
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What Is Your Battle

Sprinting out of the tarmac, attacking
with a studded crowbar, cometh Segnbora! And
she gives a gutteral grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you with such wanton cruelty, your momma won't recognize you!!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by monkeys

Really, though, that cry doesn't quite flow. I shall have to experiment with variations on it.
The Count

The Count's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

It started with a simple affection for counting and the terror it induced in others, didn't it? But now it's turned into a full-blown life-consuming chaotic nightmare of order, repetition, zealousness, and perfectionism. You used to be so grand, but now you find yourself obsessively worrying over the littlest things--like, maybe if you don't check the light switch at least once every two minutes, the electricity will go out (and damnit, you're a vampire--that shouldn't be a problem!), or maybe if you don't wash your hands until your seams are coming out, you'll get some fatal disease. Get yourself some treatment.

Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?
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I don't want a

Furnulum pani nolo. "I don't want a toaster." Generally, things (like this quiz) tend to tick you off. You have contemplated doing grievous bodily harm to door-to-door salesmen.

Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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(Now this is rather odd, because I've taken many personality quizzes that use this system of results, and never in my life have I gotten S rather than N for the second letter.)

Harry Potter Personality Quiz
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You are Woodstock!

Which Peanuts Character are You?
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Be An Anime Character by mangacatgirl
Character Name
HairLong Red Wispy Hair
Fashion StyleDrag
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My journal says I'm 59% masculine.
What does your LJ writing style say about your gender?
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My life has been rated:
See what your rating is!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Segnbora's Lurgy
Cause:eating spicy food
Symptoms:extremely enlarged liver, excessive bone pain, turning to stone, hand numbness
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Captain Quack Rubber Duck Quiz - Smart Duck Glucose
You are glucose. People feed off of you. You are sweet, caring, and a source of energy for everyone around you. You can inspire others with your creativity and depth, and you can keep people alive when in times of famine.
People love you...or at least the way you taste.

Which Biological Molecule Are You?
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Your Love Situation by Amberishjewel
Your Love Is...Rough
During Lovemaking You Act...Like a cat, longing to be petted
Your Partner Is... Your master
Your Partner Has Said That You...Are their best friend
Your Love is Summed Up In A Quote."Play is not for kids alone"
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I'm terza rima, and I talk and smile.
Where others lock their rhymes and thoughts away
I let mine out, and chatter all the while.

I'm rarely on my own - a wasted day
Is any day that's spent without a friend,
With nothing much to do or hear or say.

I like to be with people, and depend
On company for being entertained;
Which seems a good solution, in the end.
What Poetry Form Are You?
You are a Geek.
Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz.
Look out for the

Username :
You Know Your
Good. You know your music. You should be able to work at Championship Vinyl with Rob, Dick and Barry.

Do You Know Your Music (Sorry, MTV Generation, I Doubt You Can Handle This One)
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Allen Ginsberg
Allen Ginsberg was an insightful cultural critic writing in the beat style of the 1950's -- he championed his queerness and his radical leftist views through his poetry.

Which famous poet are you? (pictures and many outcomes)
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i am open-minded!

How indie are you? test by ridethefader
You're pretty knowledgeable about music in general. You like indie music, sure, but that's only part of it. You'll listen to any old shit as long as it sounds good to you. You're not snobby about music at all, you just like what you like. How boring. Curiously, this makes you popular with the opposite sex.
Take the quiz: "What is YOUR terror alert color?"

Awww! Isn't it cute. Your terror alert color is Green (LOW). You are so blissfully naive. Your delusions of peace are as ironically boundless as the hate in this world.
Take the quiz: "Which Rock Instrument Are You?"

Bass Guitar
You are the Bass Guitar! You keep the pitch even, and keep the electric guitar from getting too full of itself.

You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every book ever published. You are a fountain of endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and never fail to impress at a party.
What people love: You can answer almost any question people ask, and have thus been nicknamed Jeeves.
What people hate: You constantly correct their grammar and insult their paperbacks.

What Kind of Elitist Are You?
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What Kind of Geek are You?
Favourite Color 
Your IQ is very high
You are a word nerd
Your strength is you can see in the dark
Your weakness is electrons
You think normal people are strange
Normal people think that you are satanic
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:AOL Trial CDs
Your Favorite Target:Inanimate objects
Your Kill Count:773,361,615
Your Battle Cry:"Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail:5
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$187,414,718,743,452
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 15%
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You are the playful pin-up! Do you know how to be serious?

What Type Of Retro Gal Are You?
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You're the Pink Panther!
You're the Pink Panther. Suave and sophisticated, you enjoy your superiority and your natural grace. Though to some, this attitude makes you appear arrogant, most people are attracted by it rather than turned off. You especially enjoy being in the social spotlight. It just doesn't get any better than this.

Which famous feline are you?
You're a Plot writer!

What kind of writer are you?
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You scored as Chaotic Good. A Chaotic Good person is someone who has little intrinsic respect for laws or authority, seeing them as insufficient to sustain what's right. These people work according to their own moral compass which, while good, is not necessarily always aligned with that of society. Despite their chaotic tendancies, these people are good at heart.

Chaotic Good


Lawful Good


True Neutral


Neutral Good


Lawful Neutral


Neutral Evil


Lawful Evil


Chaotic Neutral


Chaotic Evil


What is your Alignment?
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Ninja! You are a sneaky Ninja. We don't even know you're there... before it's too late!

Monkey, Ninja, Pirate, Robot?
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You Are Reverse Pocky
Your attitude: rebellious and clever Non-conformist, but curiously a trendsetter With you, up is down... and it's a wild ride!
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.
Your Christmas is Most Like: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
You can't really get into the Christmas spirit... But it usually gets to you by the end of the holiday.


What herb are you?
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I am
nerdier than 59% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find

am 91% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!

Take the quiz: "What United States Coinage Are You?"
Dollar (Susan B. Anthony)
The almighty dollar in coin form. Honoring one of the leads of women's suffrage, fighting for the right of women to vote, this coin is the leader among coin dollars in the United States. When we say 'silver dollar', we are talking about the Susan B. Anthony.
You scored as Buddhist.













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Zzeezz the Bed Bug
Parasite Pal Are You? Take The Quiz.

take the WHAT BAD BOOK ARE YOU test.
and go to not as good as reading a good book, but way better than a bad one.
panda being snuggly in a tree
You are a snuggly panda!'re just a big ball of love. You like to cuddle and hug people and people like to be around you when they're sad. You're just a sweet little panda, yes you are!

What Kind of Panda are YOU?!?!
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What kind of God are you?
Favourite Color
You earthly time was spent Raining torrents of blood while sailing over the prostrate masses in an iron chariot
Your throne is A towering onyx chair, reflecting perpetual moonlight, adorned with the skulls of the vanquished
You wear A humble tunic and robes, belying your inestimable supernatural powers just waiting to shatter the woes of Creation
Your Godly superpower is Bolts of crackling lightning from your fingertips and total invincibility
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You scored as Willow Rosenberg. You are a very smart individual. Though, like everyone else, you've made mistakes. You've changed over the last few years, so have a lot of things in your life, but you've got great friends who love you and are there for you through anything.

Willow Rosenberg


Dawn Summers




Rupert Giles


Tara Maclay




Buffy Summers


Xander Harris


Which Buffy The Vampire Slayer Character Are You Most Like!?
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You scored as Chimera.

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Which Fantastical Creature Suits Your Style?
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You're a Sowbug!
You go by many different names and wear many different hats, but you still have a strange universal sort of appeal. You were extremely popular in grade school and while your popularity has slid downhill ever since, many still have fond memories of playing with you. These days it seems you find yourself between a rock and a hard place, but you know you'll do fine as long as you can procure some water. No one should try to make a silk purse out of your ear.
Take the Animal Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.

You scored 40% Esotericism, 4% Power, and 34% Malevolence!
The unicorn is a legendary animal. It is usually portrayed as a slender, white horse with a spiraling horn on its forehead, although its appearance and behavior differs, depending on the location. In the west it was usually considered wild and untamable, while in the Orient it was peaceful, meek and thought to be the bringer of good luck. There it is usually depicted as a goat-like creature, with cloven hooves and a beard. In Japan it is called Kirin, and in China Ki-lin. The word "unicorn" is based on the Hebrew word re'em ("horn"), in early versions of the Old Testament translated as "monokeros", meaning "one horn", which became "unicorn" in English. The creature is possibly based on the rhinoceros or the narwhal, a marine creature with one horn.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 42% on Esotericism
You scored higher than 1% on Power
You scored higher than 68% on Malevolence
Link: The Mythological Profile Test written by LacedWithASmile on Ok Cupid
The Prioress
You scored 7% Cardinal, 61% Monk, 64% Lady, and 29% Knight!
You are a moral person and are also highly intellectual. You like your solitude but are also kind and helpful to those around you. Guided by a belief in the goodness of mankind you will likely be christened a saint after your life is over. You scored high as both the Lady and the Monk. You can try again to get a more precise description of either the Monk or the lady, or you can be happy that you're an individual.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 1% on Cardinal
You scored higher than 86% on Monk
You scored higher than 86% on Lady
You scored higher than 10% on Knight
Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on Ok Cupid

You're The Moon!
You frequently take small steps, but you think very highly of each and every one of them. This aloof attitude doesn't begin to reflect how high and mighty you actually are, though you are able to reflect light onto others when it seems appropriate. Whether the glass is half full, half empty, waxing pedantic, or even crescent-shaped is something ever-changing in your perspective. These mood swings at least follow a consistent cycle, one that makes others believe you have mystical powers. Ultimately, your head is always in the clouds and you just can't seem to stay grounded.
Take the State Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.

You Are Belle!
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Intelligent and kind. Your beauty goes much further than your apperance. Also, you make judgements of people based on their personality and not their looks. Attaining all the knowledge that you can is one of your major goals in life, but you are also a person who can make things happen.

Which Disney Princess Are You?
Songs of 
Innocence, Introduction
You are 'regularly metric verse'. This can take many forms, i ncluding heroic couplets, blank verse, and other iambic pentameters, for example. It has not been used much since the nineteenth century; modern poets tend to prefer rhyme without meter, or even poetry with neither rhyme nor meter.

You appreciate the beautiful things in life--the joy of music, the color of leaves falling, the rhythm of a heartbeat. You see life itself as a series of little poems. The result (or is it the cause?) is that you are pensive and often melancholy. You enjoy the company of other people, but they find you unexcitable and depressing. Your problem is that regularly metric verse has been obsolete for a long time.

What obsolete skill are you?
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You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

segnbora is blah.
I've met prosthetic legs with more get-up-and-go than you. Could you be less melancholy and go out and do something?
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I am the Atacama Desert!
Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.

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I am a giant mutant kitten. Not strange at all.

Which cute or possibly strange kitten are you?
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If you were on South Park, what would you look like and who would your friends be? (for girls) by vexedfusion
You are a WHORE!
Dun dun dun, this is you...
Percentage of people who like this character..: 43%
The Jewaccipit3r
The Fat Onedoulos
The Loverrealwitchiepoo
The Poor Oneangrycargo
The Gay Teacher thewantondalek
Kyle's Bitchy Momwonkodsane
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