Whenever I find myself in a difficult situation, I ask myself "What Would Jesus Do?" The mental image of my opposition being cast into pits of hellfire for all eternity *is* comforting, but probably not what the inventors of the phrase had in mind.What would Jesus do? Well, the guy who told temple moneychangers that they had turned his father's house into a den of thieves (and then used a whip to drive them out) might get a little annoyed at the amount of stuff sold with his name on it.
-- David Zeiger
So we think we'll take some of the heat off of Jesus, and allow some other deities and related entities their day in the limelight. (And don't bother mailing us telling us we're going to go to hell. We know that already.)
(no, not the soccer player.)
(Probably a better guide to uptight Christian behavior than the original query.)
And a few contributed by Samantha Lynn, whose web site seems to have disappeared:
And for the SouthParketeers out there:
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